Grant a Wish... And Screw it Up

[Darth Krande]

Granted! But you think the adult sprites are all boring and too big and too scary and too small and too elegant and too predatory and too childish and too..... too.

I wish somebody made a wish for me.

[Freewheel]

Granted, but the wish is something you absolutely, positively don't want.

I wish I had more time to play Team Fortress 2. (Username: MangoMango87, if you play send me a PM with your username and I'll friend you on Steam)

[Thundercracker]

Granted, but it's all in the wee hours of the morning when you'd rather be sleeping.

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I wish I could get the mojo to write some of my ORIGINAL story ideas instead of just fanfiction all the time.

[Darth Krande]

Granted! Now you have every CiDer shouting at you "I want to read the next chapter NOW".

I wish I had the Lord of the Dance CD.

[Thundercracker]

Granted, but it's so scratched it skips horribly whenever you play it.

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I wish it would rain a little, without wind or freezing rain. I like the rain.

[Darth Krande]

Granted! And I'm standing next to you in the same rain, and we want to show each other our TFs but we can't risk them getting rusty.

I wish nail polish was strong enough to keep my KO Superion together. Por gestalt keeps falling off his legs.

[Boxotron]

Granted, but the nail polish is so strong that you accidentally drip it on the floor and you step on it, rendering you stuck in that one location for all eternity.

I wish I could control and manipulate time proficiently.

[Darth Krande]

Granted, but you get bored with it sooner than you expected.

I wish there was a virtualpet-site specifically with whales and dolphins.

[Boxotron]

Granted, but it's part of a conservation simulation where the animal rights supporters fail and the whales and dolphins are all slaughtered by fishermen.

I wish I didn't procrastinate as much.

[Slingshot]

Originally Posted by Boxotron

Granted, but it's part of a conservation simulation where the animal rights supporters fail and the whales and dolphins are all slaughtered by fishermen.

I wish I didn't procrastinate as much.

Granted, but now you've done everything there is to do. How does it feel to be a football playing king in space with countless side-jobs?

I wish I was more of a social butterfly. 8|