It's Quotelicious!

[Crog]

Thought I'd restart the Quote thread from the RP, I'll add folks favorite quotes from the last thread as well, just to get people started. Hopefully, it'll inspire some of our new folks to read up on the good old classic threads.

I'm a sucker for creative swearing, and there are some MASTERS of the craft on this forum. For Example:


"Rust-afted smelter spawn, thrown to the Pit in pieces, cowardly strutless GROUNDPOUNDERS! I will DESTROY you!" --Coraxonyx, as Blitzwing

"Oh sweet Primus almighty beneath us, it's HIM." -- Nagi, as Tracks

"Walking pitspawned primus-forsaken plague" -- Sunstreaker, describing rabid fangirls

"Suck Slag, Fork Face!" -- the alliterative Chromia, To Inferno

"ARRGH! SLAGGING LUBESTAINED RUSTY BOLTHOLE!! WHAT THE PIT!" -- Sunny descends to new levels of TF raunchyness


I love you guys! *sniff!* When I grow up, I wanna be JUST LIKE YOU! - Ha-Hee Prime

Two awesome ones, both from Crog.
The first is from Nagi's 500 party:
"Tracks all done up with paper and string... these are a few of my favorite things..."
And this one from Chromia's 500 party:
*Looking down at all the crawdads and lobsters still crawling all over his own body, he came to a hasty, yet ultimately hilarious conclusion. He stood up and struck a pose ((BW Silverbolt-esque even)).*
Fear me, for I am the Lobster King! - Sunstorm


The Best of Freefall

"Floorkisser to Sleepystorm. Come in, Sleepystorm. Anybody awake in there?"

"Nah, I think I'd like to keep all my limbs un-melted."

"...a herring dried in a rosebush?"

"I suppose its possible Mr. Small, Dark and Scary over there's an Autobot. You know. Maybe a grumpy one..."

How about you, Dread Pirate Shorty McSwordhand?"

"Hmmmm... flying, mostly. Well, falling, really. I like... oh... white. Blue's pretty nice, too. Yeah.

"Stringing you along is pretty fun... might have to add it to my hobbies.

"Don't want to deprive you of the fun of, err, having eggs explode at you, after all."

"I wonder if Sunstreaker had anything to do with those. Seems a little violent for Heartbow. Now, if it exploded with rainbows..."

"Hmm... if I was a brightly colored artificial egg, where would I hide?"

"Maybe they're setting up an ambush. An egg ambush."

"Oh, and... You got any extra paint? Me and Sunstorm are gonna paint this ro-.. egg. Totally legitimately found egg. That happens to be kinda rock-shaped.

Something about Sunstreaker's new doom machine death guard puppies or something."

"The chair ambushed me, that's all. Furniture's sneaky that way, you know... always lurking, waiting to strike."

I guess you can survive a head on collision with an exploding moon..."

"I appeared magic-kal-y. Woooo."

"I got a special badge that says I can appear magically,"

Th'y 'll beat up y' tent for ya. Nngh."

"I'll help y' beat up Crog's tent, too. 'Cos... y'know... 'cos an' stuff. And things."

"Limits're... no fun an'way."

Did I miss anything interesting? Space pirates? Space ninjas? Space barnacles?"

"I'll give you a puppy if you do? A... death guard machine-beast puppy of Doom? I can paint it yellow, and you can call it Little Sunny. Pleeeeease?"

Your face looks like the wrong end of a sharkticon! You couldn't drink a Quinteisson under the table! Your... your breath smells funny!"

"Well.. think really small thoughts, maybe? Simple ones. Like, err... um..."

And last but not least, Floorkisser's epic story, to try and cheer up EmoStorm.
"Hi there, Freefall! You missed a whoooole bunch of pirates, who came in lookin' for the easter bunny. When nobody knew where he was, there was gonna be a biiiig fight, but then I said 'I think he's by the emo door!' and they aaaaall went away..." "This is me trying to cheer you up." "Anyway, so, after the pirates left, a bunch of bounty hunters showed up, lookin' for the meeeeanest pirate of them all, Cap'n, um... Blueface. Mc...Scarypants. Grr. And... Then... some clowns showed up. 'Cos they were lost."
"Then, the bounty hunters and the clowns were gonna fight. Because, um, the hunters were jealous of the clowns... um... pies. But, Sunstorm made everyone muffins, and the bounty hunters weren't so jealous anymore, because they had muffins. So they didn't fight... And everyone lived happily ever after." - Chromia

[Crog]

Melody & Sunstorm, in the Pinkimus Prime thread:

Sunstorm practically leapt of the stage, relieved that it was finally over and the others wouldn't bug him about it anymore. At least, he hoped they wouldn't.
He sat down gratefully and took a long swig of his drink, promising himself that if anyone ever brought this up again, they would suddenly find themselves lacking in various appendages.

"hey sunny you did better then i thought you would" said melody with a wink

Sunstorm pulled a face, blushing slightly, but otherwise ignored the small femme.

"are you ignoring me?" she ask her ear/horns going down

He sighed. "Yes," he answered. "I am." - Hound


I was just reading through the entire Pinkimus thread again and was reminded of why exactly I love it so much. There are so many giggle fit inducing posts in it. These are a couple of the most hilarious ones, in my humble opinion (seriously, these ones made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe). Chromia and Prime, your posts shall live on in my heart forever!

Chromia as rabid fangirls
The girls who had been wandering through the crowd all stopped and stared at the Pink Pillar of Justice and Truth.
"Shhhhh," Screamerlita-1 said, "Optimus Prime wants to talk to us"
The girls all begin to congregate around the Flaming Lightish Red leader, like disciples, crowding around their giant Pepto Bismol Jesus.

Prime
Optimus stands before the crowd of bessotted human females, and wants desperately to impart some sort of wisdom to them that will change their lives and give them a worthwhile purpose. He looks briefly into the Matrix for guidance, and finds some old homilies that he hopes will do the trick. His deep, resonant voice booms forth:

"-Ahem.- You seem to be looking to us who are completely incompatible with your organic structure to provide you with the love you crave... and that's terrible. I want you to know that we transformers will always be your friends, but the intensity of this sort of devotion tends to terrify us. So now you know... and knowing is half the battle. Remember - you'll never feel lonely as long as you have the courage to hold onto your dreams. The future is built on dreams, and your dreams will light your darkest hour."

Chromia as rabid fangirls
The fangirls were too busy mobbing the fallen Sunstreaker at first to notice that the image had moved. One by one they realised that the bot they were mobbing had turned into a broken booth and the object of their affections was behind them.
"There he is!" Screamerlita shouted, pointing at Hound's holograms.
"Wait!"
"Starscream come back!!"
The crowd of girls followed the image untill it disappeared and continued running in the same direction it had gone, out of the building, out of the town, and into the golden sunset. Hoping that they would eventually catch up with their flying Holy Grail. Some say that the pack is still out there to this day, wandering with incredible speed across the countryside. Some say that on a cold night, when the moon is waning, and the stars are veiled, you can hear them in the distace, wailing, as they search for their true love.

That post from Prime
In the moment of suspended time as Megatron began to fall, Prime thought to himself, "Wow. It's nice that for once I wasn't the one who forgot they can fly..."

...And then Megatron crashed down on top of him, followed by the giant leprechaun hat.

Optimus grabbed Megatron's arm as they struggled to disentangle themselves, and pulled him upright. They stood swaying together, streaming energon. "Megs old pal," Prime declared, "You've always known me better than anyone, whether I liked it or not. But let's see if, just once, I can surprise you. Megatron, I'm gonna light yer darkest hour!"

With a flourish, Prime flings aside his faceplate. He grabs Megatron around the back of his neck, pulls him close, and kisses him heartily on the mouthplates. The "SMACK!" reverberates throughout the room. He pulls back, one arm still around Megatron's shoulder, and with the other, gives Megatron a wolloping fraternal smack on the chestplate. "Well, were you surprised?" he asks and grins. Without the faceplate, the grin is very visible, very wide, and very, very... blue...

Prime nods resignedly. "I had to get all this off my chest sometime," he tells the room at large. "It's some sort of incurable mutation. My lip-plates excrete this blue coating... And there's nothin' I can do about it. But hey - I'm a big Bot. I can handle a few "blue lipstick" taunts."

"Oh, you might wanna wipe your face off, there, Megsy.
And don't worry. We're fairly certain it's not contagious."


And that's all, so come on folks, make Nagi/tracks proud and bring her some more favorite quotes from the new RP

[Swany]

Oh my god I almost died laughing at "Giant pepto bismol Jesus"

Seriously, I choked. XD

[Crog]

Now you must go forth and bring your favorite quotes to this thread.

[Sunstorm]

Here's a couple from Chromia, on the subject of how "romantic" Ironhide can be.

"The most romantic thing my Redhot's ever given me is a bundle of uprooted corn, tied together with some poor kid's beachtowel."

"I knew Ironhide was the 'bot for me when he punched Prowl in the face. *grins* I mean just laid him out flat. And all Prowl was doing was helping me after I had been thrown on the ground by an explosion. I mean, we were in the middle of fighting Decepticreeps, *looks at Warp* no offence, and he just decks him. Punches him. Gives him the nickle-knuckle sandwich of his life. And then HE helps me up, and he says to Prowl, "Mind yer own bizness." *sighs wistfully* Then he says to me, and I quote, "ya alright Chro.""

[Slagpit]

Hey, are we restricted to other people's quotes, or can we put our favorites of our own?

[Sunstorm]

I'm pretty sure you put whoever's you want, including your own.

[Slagpit]

I gotta give 'cade props, this cracked me up royally:

<<Blackout what's you status?>>
<<Waiting for the autobot Bluestreak to make a false move. you?>>
<<Same thing - only different datsun. Whats Bluestreak doing now?>>
<<Waiting for me to make a move.>>
sigh. <<This could be a while.>>

[Prowl]

This cracked me up so much!
from the Bermuda party thread:

Barricade walked over to Frenzy with a questioning look on his face.
"Please don't tell me you stole that from squishys...and if you did i hope to primus they didn't see you..."

Frenzy: "Yeah I stole it from the squishys." He said, putting the net down. "I don't think they saw me."

Rumble gave Frenzy the thumbs up,
"Nice one."

Then later…

Frenzy: "What, you have something against mini cons Barricade?" Frenzy said, glaring.

Barricade pinched the bridge of his nose.
"I'm not even going to dignify that sort of ignorance with a response - And I know you and that brother of yours have something planned - don't deny it , its written all over your guilty little face. So all I'm saying is if your going to do something I obviously can't stop you - keep it to a minimum and don't get the primus-damned squishies involved!"

[Sunstorm]

A couple from the illustrious Slagpit!

Darkbane: I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD FOR THAT, YOU OVERGROWN PILE OF REJECT PARTS!
Wolfbane: BRING IT ON, YOU SLAG-EATING EXCUSE OF A TRASH COMPACTOR!

"Rubble, rubble, Darkbane's claws, Darkbane's claws... Darkbane claw through a person... Darkbane claw through a radio transmitter... SO many breaches of contract... Oh, hey, a dime!"