Not excatly fanfiction, but a story

[Nightbird]

I was thinking how lucky my little Bumblebee was, to have a girl who let him live in her panty drawer, carry him around, and in her clevage no less, so, I wondered....

Out of All the Others...

*shot of toy isle in Meijer*

*closeup of TFA section*

*closeup of Prowl*

Narrator: It kinda sucks to be a toy. Coming to consciousness sealed in an airtight plastic
shell. Never knowing where you'll end up

*guy walks by, and picks up Prowl*

Narr:Being pawed over by a collector, who inspects each toy mediculously, looking for

defects, critizing your paint job.

Guy; Why is the symbol silver? Geez

Narr: and then what? Being stuck on a shelf, to collect dust. Boring. Or, even worse, to be

kept in your packaging, forever doomed to watch the world go by.

*the Guy walks away*

*next to walk by is a Mom, cart full of groceries, towing along a Small Boy*

Boy: MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY!!! Can I get one? Pleaseohpleaseohplease?

Mom: Fine but only one.

Narr: Hope at last! To be played with! Saving the world every day! but then the boy grows

up, and you end up missing acessories or worse, limbs, confined to the bottom of a bin in a

resale shop.

*boy runs past, picking up a movie Optimus Prime*

Narr: Or overlooked by something glitzy-er, more popular.

Prowl: *sigh*

Narr: It's even worse when the parents ignore the age limits. Either end up as a babies

chew toy, or dog's, or accidently swallowed, and blamed for the death of a youngling. Then

all like you are recalled, and destroyed.

Prowl: Stillness. Stillness. Patience will be rewarded.

Narr: It's his mantra, his only fading hope.

*a slight zoom out. A teenage girl, shopping with her mom, looking at DVDs not an isle

over, she's bent over. Nice ass*

Narr: And their are some fates, a toy never even dreams of it.

Me: *stands up* That's another thing! *swevels around to her older mother, showing off long

locks of blonde hair* Gift idea! TFA on DVD.

Prowl: No. Best not to get hope up. They're clearly here for groceries.

Me: *bounces over to the toy isle*

Narr: Fates so out of reach, so wonderful...that can only be described..

Me: *leans down, show clevage in a white tanktop* Too bad I already have a Bumblebee.

*hehee!* Lucky little guy.

Me: *Looking at Prowl, and him, looking at me, through the plastic packaging* SQUEEE! I

luffs da' Prowl!!

Prowl: A...a fangirl?

Narr:.. as "the Jackpot"

Me: *turning to her mom* I'll pay you baaaaaaaack. *puppy eyes*

*as the narrator describes it, I do it*

Narr: Gently, she picks him off the hook, looking, instead not at the paint or plastic, but

to the character she loves. Stroking the box like some precious thing, she reads the back,

laughing softly to herself at the oversimplified character profile*

Mom: We're getting groceries, I told you that. C'mon, we have to get your sister.

Me: *as we're walking away* But she likes Prowl too!!

Prowl: No! PRIMUS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Narr:..and just like the lottery, are impossible to get.

Prowl: *grunting, tires burining, starts swinging from side to side, as best he can*

Narr: You were so close. So very close...

Prowl: *manages to knock himself off the hook, his packaging sliding on the metal shelf, and hitting the floor*

Me: *with my hand on Mom's arm. We both look back*

Mom:*walks over* Huh. That's funny. *picks him up*

Narr: And now is fate lies with an impartial and unmoving judge.

Me: IT'S A SIIIIIIIIIGGGGGNNN!!!
Narr: She declares with all the verve of a prophet, pointing an accusing finger to the sky.

Mom: Deluxe? I'm not paying 20 dollars.

Prowl: No! Look at the tag! FOR THE LOVE-

Me: No no no. Deluxe is the standard 10 dollars, your thinking of Voyager.

Mom: Oh. *looking at the box, then back at me* So Kate likes this guy too?

Me: UH-huh!

Prowl: Pleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease-

*THUNK. His box lands in the cart*

Me: SQUEEEEE!! *picks it back up, and holds his box against my chest, and chatters while walking* You won't be lonely anymore! I have Bumblebee back at my place too! And am planning on gettin' a LOT more of you guys, it'll be great! I'll start a webcomic! You'll love our house! We have 360, a Wii, really spacious, no smoking, pets won't bother you...
*continues to chatter* I can't WAIT to get him out of his box!

Mom: Are you gonna put him in your clevage like Bumblebee?

Me: Of COURSE!!

Prowl: What??!

Prowl: *the clear part of his box is pressed against my boobage* Oh... *blushes*

Narr: But hey, it's possible to get lucky. It's possible, that, out of all the others, fortune smiles on you.

[Slagpit]

Very nice. interesting narration. By the way... you're, like, the third female on this site, I think, to mention carrying TFs around in your (don't say something crude, don't say something crude) cleavage (good boy). Is this a standard practice for fangirls or something? Me, being a male, don't have that capability (I may be out of shape, but my moobs aren't THAT bad), so I just occasionally put a Robot Hero in the shirt pocket of one of my polos if I feel I need a little extra luck that day

[Moonracer]

Originally Posted by Slagpit

Very nice. interesting narration. By the way... you're, like, the third female on this site, I think, to mention carrying TFs around in your (don't say something crude, don't say something crude) cleavage (good boy). Is this a standard practice for fangirls or something? Me, being a male, don't have that capability (I may be out of shape, but my moobs aren't THAT bad), so I just occasionally put a Robot Hero in the shirt pocket of one of my polos if I feel I need a little extra luck that day

Heh. I think it's pretty much becoming a standard for extreme fangirls. Unfortunately, my guys got the idea from reading over my shoulder when I'm on here at night. Now they're bugging the pit out of me, wondering why exactly I have been neglecting them. I may have to give in soon...

Nightbird this was hilarious. I loved it. XD

[Backburn]

Nightbird, that was great!! There is hope for the toys!
Slagpit, you'd be suprised as to what and how much can be carried around in a bra....

[Nightbird]

D'aawwwwwww. Thankies all.

[Chromia]

Nightbird that was Slaggin AWESOME!
The Fangirl is every action figure's dream XD.
*runs off to buy the entire classics line*

[Sunstorm]

Eee!! Nightbird!! I love it!!
Yay Prowl!
Sadly, my toys do not live in my bra. I couldn't fit Starscream in there any way. Optimus Prime comes to the movies with me though. Maybe I'll have to carry him around in my pocket.

[Swany]

The only thing I carry in my bra is cash. Anything else would be Lost Forever.

Anyway, that was a fun read, I read it while eating my dinner.

[Knockout]

lol, that was amazing, it really moved me :P
Now I feel sorry for those action figures that I pick up and think about buying, then look in my wallet and find I cannot pay for them Never carried any of my toys around in my bra though... McDonalds Starscream got belted up in the Car on the way to and from Spamalot, though.

[Nightfall]

Uh.... Interesting story.... >_____>;;